Had to put this up...

This one's fantastic - got it on SMS:

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black.

And you white fella...
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray.

And you still calling me coloured?

Apparently some young Afro kid wrote it. Fascinating!